🔥middle of life Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MidLifeCraft速

25, age, aging, aging gracefully, aging perspective, aging process, Average, fast aging, getting older, Life, life stages, middle age, middle of life, midlife crisis, MidLifeCraft速, Perception, SPEED, Time, time flies, time passing, time perception

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow unicorns that shoot laser beams outta their eyes! If that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a potato sack race. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Ores Mined:	5110
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	117
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).