New Minecraft Servers 2025

middle man Minecraft Servers

middle man Minecraft Servers

  • FiancéFiascoCraft

    FiancéFiascoCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 885
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is scarce and engagement is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and engagement drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Picture this: your best friend is obsessed with getting engaged, to the point where she’s practically stalking her fiancé for a ring. But wait, there’s more! Once they’re engaged, the obsession doesn’t stop there. Your friend is now a wedding planning maniac who won’t let her fiancé have a moment of peace. From tracking his every move on a golf course to demanding he come home immediately, this server is a wild ride of relationship drama that will have you questioning your own sanity.

    Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even become the middle man in this love triangle of epic proportions. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2024 ElectionCraft Server

    2024 ElectionCraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6963
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

    SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6088
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Emeralds Found: 9633
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

    Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

    Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TVSettingsGriefer123

    TVSettingsGriefer123
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 514
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LieCraft Minecraft Server

    LieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7840
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3745 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

    DepressCraft vs AngerCraft
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperPutin

    CraftyCreeperPutin
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1896
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 169

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireWaterCraft

    FireWaterCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 9846
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Magic Items Found: 5459 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where fire and water are like, best friends or something. like, you can use fire to make the water hot, and then you can see how big the fire is by how much water it puts out. it’s like a science experiment, but in minecraft!

    and get this, there’s this secret underground cave where the water is actually lava, but it’s not hot because there’s ice everywhere. it’s like a reverse volcano or something, totally mind-blowing.

    oh, and did i mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride them around and blast other players with your laser pig army. it’s like a pig-themed sci-fi movie, but in minecraft!

    so, like, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs normal minecraft when you can have fire-water experiments and laser pigs? it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonicCraft – Fastest Minecraft Server

    SonicCraft – Fastest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 754
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Chaos Emeralds to Sonic X Shadow Generations and everything in between.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive insider information on the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations – coming to you on October 25, 2024! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got an animation in the works, so get ready to see your favorite characters come to life in ways you never imagined.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the announcement of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 hitting your screens on December 20, 2024? It’s going to be an epic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a whole spreadsheet dedicated to Sonic game and mod recommendations, a collection of perfect systems, and even a booru for all your Sonic comic scan needs. Plus, our cytube is always playing the best Sonic tunes to keep you grooving while you build.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to watch out for Dr. Robotnik’s traps along the way… or maybe even team up with him for a change. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildhoodMineCraftFun

    ChildhoodMineCraftFun
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9356
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and only fun awaits! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated excitement.

    Imagine a world where your parents are hugging each other and not fighting, just like in a bizarro Full House episode. That’s the kind of wholesome environment you’ll find on our server.

    Help out your virtual family by taking care of their virtual house, just like the OP’s brother asks them to do in real life. Who needs therapy and heart attacks when you can just play Minecraft instead?

    So come on over and join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, no matter what happens, always prioritize your Minecraft family over everything else. After all, they were always there for you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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