middle finger Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FingerHoldingPro Minecraft SMP

Body, Body language, Communication, communication technique, Count, FingerHoldingPro, Fingers, Gesture, Hand, hand gesture, hold up, index finger, middle finger, Minecraft, nonverbal, nonverbal communication, pinky finger, Ring finger, signal, Signals, smp, three, three fingers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Potions Brewed:	123
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens. We’ve even had players start a full-on war over who has the best pet parrot!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a rumor of a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if someone asks you to hold up three fingers, make sure they’re the right three fingers – you never know what kind of mischief they’re up to!

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	8181
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	113
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6058

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	9861	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!