LOL come join our minecraft server, we need more than $100 billion in foreign investment to build the most epic pixelated empire EVER. we got diamond blocks for days and creepers that will give you a hug (but watch out, they explode). our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning pigs into flying unicorns. join us and become a pixel billionaire, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron pickaxe. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT.
CraftyIranInvestors
ZombieRescue Minecraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages from Gaza! We just recovered 6 bodies, including one that everyone thought was still alive! Can you believe it?! Join now and be a hero in the virtual world! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so what are you waiting for?! Let’s goooo!PixelPrisonPurge
LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!ISIS_BlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!PixelPals: Fake UNICEF Gaza
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more fun dan a shop in Gaza makin fake UNICEF stickers for Palestinian vehicles! Like, imagine drivin around in a pixelated car wit a fake sticker, dat’s da level of wildness we bringin to dis server!We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!
So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!
CraftyIsraelShooterBanter
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels
Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!PalestinianPirate69
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
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