lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮
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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!
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GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures every day! we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!But wait, there’s more! we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and even a friendly ender dragon! players can ride on the backs of skeletons and race through obstacle courses filled with lava and TNT.
oh, and did we mention our annual “spleef” tournament where players compete to see who can dig the fastest and avoid falling into a pit of hungry wolves? it’s a real nail-biter, folks!
so come join our server and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. players have reported seeing strange creatures in the night, like giant spiders riding on top of pigs and skeletons doing the macarena.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
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HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!
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GazaGriefGoneMC
So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got zombies that do the cha-cha, creepers that moonwalk, and skeletons that breakdance. It’s like a disco party in the Nether, yo!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”
So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!
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GazaHostageGoneWild
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen!we got crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond sword! and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where u can fight off zombie hordes and save the villagers from certain doom! u might even run into herobrine himself!
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest minecraft server u’ve ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!
OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!
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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval
so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!
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ClericCraft: Where Child Marriages Aren’t Allowed
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got iraqi women fearing child marriages and lawmakers giving conservative clerics more say, like what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape the chaos and build your own world where child marriages are a thing of the past and clerics can’t tell you what to do! join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this crazy headline!
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HamasCraft: Blockin’ Bombs & Building Bridges
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where we got hamas leaders charging at u like its october 7th all over again 😂😂😂 u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging rockets and explosions while building ur dream castle? well u came to the right place my dude! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime, plus u might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky hamas leaders, they’re always up to no good 😜) so what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together! 🎮🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #hamasattack #jointhefun