so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Eden’s Hunger Games Server
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MissileCraft Server – Boom Boom Fun!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got missiles bro! yep, u heard it right, we got ballistic missiles straight from Iran, thanks to our pals in Russia. imagine blowing up creepers and zombies with a freakin missile, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness, it’s gonna be a blast! pun intended lol.
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join, bro. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to kill you.Oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. They build crazy cool traps and puzzles that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can ride on marshmallow horses and fight evil gummy bears with your enchanted lollipop sword. It’s like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Rings, but in Minecraft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always listen to the llamas. They know what’s up.
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BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
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ProtestCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot activists for fun! just kidding, but seriously, we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever experience. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started attacking everyone. it was chaos, but so much fun! plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ll ever see. someone even recreated the mona lisa using only dirt blocks. it’s insane! so come join us and be a part of the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!
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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!
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WestBankWarrior
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank 😂 our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game 💪🏼 but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! 🏹 join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) 😜 #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlife
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GazaVaxCraft – Warzone Edition
come join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy adventures! we got more action than palestinian children in south gaza getting polio vaccinations during a war! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging arrows and creepers left and right! build your own kingdom and rule over your friends like a boss! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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GoldbergCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just dropped a vid of Hersh Goldberg-Polin doing the chicken dance in a diamond helmet! It’s lit, I tell ya! And if you join our server, you can do the chicken dance too, but with a twist – you gotta do it while riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate challenge, bruh! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying llamas that drop TNT on unsuspecting players. So come on down and join the madness, cuz this server is where dreams come true…or get blown up, whatever comes first!
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WarCraftFrenzy
haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!