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TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now! -
HamasHostageHavoc
So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! -
NukeCraft Server: Russia for Missiles
so like, this server is like a nuclear explosion of fun, but without the radiation, ya know? like russia and iran are trading secrets, but we’re trading diamonds and emeralds, bro! join this server and you’ll be blowing up creepers with missiles made of pure awesomeness. the west is shooketh by our epic builds and pvp battles. come join the chaos and be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever! -
LebCraft: Return Home, IDF!
lol so like, this server is like, so epic that even the IDF is getting ready for a military campaign in Lebanon just to join it. they’re all like “the situation in the north cannot continue, we must return residents home… to this lit Minecraft server!”join us and be part of the most epic battle ever, where creepers are like enemy soldiers and diamonds are the ultimate weapon. build your own base, team up with other players, and conquer the virtual world like a boss.
plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for new recruits to join his army of undead mobs. so if you’re ready for a crazy adventure and some serious PvP action, come join us now!
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The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
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RaidCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we out here slayin’ ISIS leaders left and right. Our players are so badass, they took down 4 of those suckers in a raid that left 7 US service members injured. But like, don’t worry, they’re tough cookies and they’ll be back in action in no time. Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we got diamond armor for days, so you’ll be lookin’ fly as hell while you’re kickin’ butt. Come join the fun, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! -
Hijab-Free Fun Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BUILD A MINI IRAN WITH NO HIJABS! WE CELEBRATE AMINI’S DEATH BY LETTING WOMEN RUN AROUND WITHOUT HEADSCARVES! IT’S A CRAZY PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER, COME JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS RULES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FUN LIKE THIS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
CreeperConflict Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war zone but with blocks! Imagine Hezbollah and Israel going at it in a battle to the death, but in Minecraft form. Our military sources say it’s gonna be the most epic showdown ever seen in the virtual world. Join now and witness the chaos unfold as these two factions duke it out in a fight for survival. Plus, there’s loot to be had and bases to raid, so come on and be a part of the action!