come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?
we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
our server is so awesome that even the thai gaza hostages were playing on it while they were captured!! they were finally freed and when they got home to bangkok, they couldn’t stop crying tears of joy because they missed our server so much!!
so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!
And get this, the other day, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to defend the village from waves of zombies. It was intense, bro. We had players using potions, building giant fortresses, and even riding on the backs of Ender Dragons to take down the boss zombie.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And every full moon, we hold a werewolf transformation party where players can turn into werewolves and hunt down unsuspecting mobs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?
our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!
why join? well, imagine the chaos of a windstorm trying to knock down our skyscrapers but failing miserably! it’s like watching a creeper try to explode but just fizzling out instead.
we are the ultimate test of resilience in the face of the climate crisis, so come build with us and show mother nature who’s boss! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s defy gravity together!
Build your business, start an empire and become Seaclay’s newest top earner.
Friendly community, reliable support and new fresh features added every week!
Join – Seaclay.mc.gg – to quickly get your business generating income while you sleep
Seaclay.mc.gg
Are you lonely? Are you looking for your perfect Queen or Knight? This is your chance!
This is a laidback roleplay server where you can feel free to express yourself as a Queen or a Knight! Queens govern the land, while Knights enforce and protect.
When you first join, you will be asked to select a rank track: to Queen or Knight. You will be given a rank, and a starter kit. You can choose to make your own town/village or help others.
How do you know if M’Lady needs help? Well, there are tags which indicate their intentions. A Princess might be open for others to join her flock. She will have the tag [OPEN] next to her name, as in OPEN FOR NEW HELPERS!
How do you know if squires and Knights are occupied by a queen’s demands? The tag will show as [OWNED]or [UNOWNED]as in A QUEEN OR LADY HAS OWNERSHIP OF THIS KNIGHT. A knight might be unowned forever, living as a rogue. This is their choice.
So, whether you want to just see what this server offers, or if you are just curious, don’t hesitate to stop by! We are welcoming of everyone over age 18.
Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/pWn2f7mQ
203.16.163.48:26917
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.
So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!
We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!
| Server Type | Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival |
|---|---|
| Features | No plugins, pure survival experience |
| Join Now | pioneermc.org |
| Discord | https://discord.pioneermc.org |
As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.
No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.
You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.