we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?
so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.
2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.
4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.
Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.
Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020
build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! who needs real-life warfare when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come join us and let’s dominate the virtual world together!
| Server Name | Ravencraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer |
| Community | Adult players who enjoy building, exploring, and creating together |
| Server Address | mc.ravensburg.org |
| Rules | https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html |
| Gallery | https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html |
A: No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.
A: No, hacking or cheating mods are not allowed on the server.
A: Simply hop on the server, check out the community, and then fill out a quick application to join.
A: Yes, we have regular events and competitions for players to participate in.
A: Yes, we have an active player base and are always looking for new members to join the community.
Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of Demogorgons start chasing you through the caves. But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with special weapons like Eleven’s telekinetic powers and Steve’s trusty bat to help you fend off those pesky monsters.
And that’s not all! Our server events are out of this world. From fighting off a horde of mind flayers to competing in a race against the Demodogs, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s stranger than fiction, join us now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superhuman abilities.
So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass once you find this majestic bird!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your world turned upside down with mind-blowing secrets and outrageous adventures!
