Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?
So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
135.125.37.80:25604
| Version | 1.20.4, Available on Java & Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7 |
Yes, the server is available on both Java and Bedrock versions.
You can access the server IP by visiting play.stormylagoon.com.
Yes, the server offers unique features such as custom items, player-driven economy, mcMMO, and more.
You can join the Discord server and reach out to the staff for assistance. The Discord username is Duvahl.
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual “Migrant Mayhem” where players compete to see who can survive the longest in a simulated migrant crisis. It’s intense, it’s insane, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart!
So why wait? Join our server today and see what all the buzz is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the great replacement theory… or at least have a good laugh trying!
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
| Server Name | Epoxy |
|---|---|
| Game Mode | Survival |
| Features | Quests, skills, banks, lands, high level mobs |
| Server IP | play.epoxymc.net |
| Version | 1.20.4 (java only) |
A: The server started on 10/05/2024.
A: You can expect quests, skills, banks, lands, and high level mobs that will attack you without reason.
A: Yes, the server is very difficult with high level mobs everywhere.
A: Yes, there are sufficient staff members to help with any questions or issues you may have.
A: Yes, you are welcome to join the server at play.epoxymc.net.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant virtual YouTuber pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret Vtuber concert hidden deep in the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all, folks. We have exclusive Vtuber skins and accessories for you to deck out your character in style. Want to dress up as a kawaii catgirl Vtuber? We’ve got you covered. How about a suave Vtuber with a slick suit and shades? We’ve got that too.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Vtuber trend of all time. Who knows, you might even become besties with a virtual celebrity!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with epic builds, llama conspiracies, and the quest to become the ultimate alpha male (or female, we don’t discriminate)!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quality of Life (QoL) | Public Warps, Personal Homes, Teleporting to Friends, Chest & Inventory Sorting, Mob Heads, Live Map, Non-Premium Crates, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, etc. |
| Lite RPG | Mob Arenas, Dungeons w/ Custom Bosses & Loot Tables, New open-world mobs, McMMO (skilling system), etc. |
| Non-P2W store | Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall. |
| Voting Perks | Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command. |
| Economy | Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell. |
| Cross-play | Play with your friends on any platform! |
| Professionalism | A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime. |
| No Whitelisting | That’s right, come play any time restriction-free! |
| Safety | Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more! |
| Discord | Discord Channel |
| Java IP | mc.chargedcreeper.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 |
A: Yes, the server is free to play with no pay-to-win elements.
A: Yes, the server supports cross-play so you can play with friends on any platform.
A: You can claim land to keep your builds safe, and the server has the ability to restore corrupted inventories and rollback damage.
A: Yes, the server has a Discord channel with tons of extra information for the community and regular updates.
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?