LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES
HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved
Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server
so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.
join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.
CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”
ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL
SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!
BlockBusterCraft
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
SyriaSlayin’37ISIS
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”
But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.
Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!
YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
CraftyMideastTensions
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!Sinwar’s Survival Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u can be all sneaky and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret mission for u. u gotta find this dude named Sinwar and take him out, but like, be careful cuz he’s got hostages or something. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft. so if u wanna be a secret agent and save the day, join our server now! plus, we got like, a million diamonds waiting for u at the end. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft land!CraftyBrideWars
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Taliban returning child brides to husbands and invalidating Afghan divorces like wtf is even happening lmao. if u wanna experience some wild and unpredictable sh*t, dis is the place to be. we got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party. come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next. trust me, you won’t be disappointed. #crazyserver #minecraftmadness #childbridesanddivorces