Yo, so like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we be building our own mini West Bank and annexing it like the Israeli far-right Finance minister! Our life’s mission is to stop any Palestinian state from forming in our blocky world. Join us in our quest for world domination, one block at a time! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
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WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server
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CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!
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AirportTourMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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LebanoCraft: Catastrophe Beyond Imagination
lol, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz if u don’t, UN chief says there will be a catastrophe beyond imagination, like Lebanon becoming another Gaza. but don’t worry, on our server, we got mad skills to prevent that from happening. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we hide from creepers. join now before it’s too late and Lebanon turns into a blocky wasteland like Gaza. #blockyapocalypse #minecraftmadness
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HamasCantBeDestroyed
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?
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PepsiCraft: No Israel Flags!
lol so like, u know how Lebanon be like “no pepsi for u” cuz they think the logo look like Israeli flag? well, u know what else is a flag? the flag of our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the flag revolution, where we fight for the right to drink whatever soda we want while building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us and show Lebanon that flags are cool, but minecraft is cooler.
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WazzaniWarsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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PepsiCraft: No Israel Flags
haha, join dis epic minecraft server where we boycott Pepsi cuz dey got a logo dat looks like da Israeli flag. like, who even cares bout dat, amirite? but yea, come join us and build epic structures while we fight against evil soda companies. we even have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves against the fizzy oppressors. so come join us and be part of da revolution, man! let’s show dem soda jerks who’s boss in dis crazy virtual world. #boycottpepsi #minecraftrevolution #sodawars
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IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.
So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!