so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!
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CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we’re taking over the gaza strip one block at a time, watch out world! we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. join us for the ultimate survival adventure and help us conquer the virtual world! #buildthewall #minecraftmadness #gazagang
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GazaExitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved
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WhiteHouseWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is telling gazans to pack their bags and move to a new land of blocky adventures! netanyahu is also invited to the white house, but only if he can survive the creeper explosions and zombie attacks in our server! build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america craft again! join now for a chance to build the biggest, most luxurious pixelated tower and make all the other players jealous! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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CraftySyrianWarrior
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles and ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. our fearless leader, steve, has declared war on the evil empire of iran and their pesky proxies. join us in the fight for freedom and fun as we conquer new lands and build the biggest pixelated empire the world has ever seen. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyCreeperUNEXIT
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.
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UNRageCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we do crazzy stuff like build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle. we got unicorns and dragons roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into the sunset.we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of ninja turtles.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding and protect you from creepers.
so why wait? join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server in the universe!
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GazaCeasefireCraft
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a server that is as lit as a bonfire in the middle of the night? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got crazy builds that will make ur jaw drop and ur eyes pop out of ur head. u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle. but then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers came and blew up their whole base. but instead of getting mad, this player laughed and said “that was epic, i love this server!”
u see, on this server, anything can happen. u might stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure or get into a battle with a giant zombie boss. the possibilities are endless, my friend. so why wait? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
yo, dis server be so lit dat even da US military be droppin airstrikes on dem Islamic State fools in Somalia just to get a piece of da action! join us and be part of da most epic battles in Minecraft history. we got crazy mods dat let you ride dragons and shoot lasers outta yo eyes. plus, every time you respawn, you get a free pizza delivered to yo door. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, so come on and join da madness!
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CraftySiegel’s Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit dat even Hamas be makin deals on it! Like, dey freed dis dude Keith Siegel and 2 other peeps in exchange for like 187 prisoners! Can u imagine da drama and excitement dat goes down on dis server? Join now and u might even witness some international negotiations while building ur epic block castle! It’s da place to be for all da wild and unpredictable shenanigans, so come on and join da fun!