First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.
Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.
If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.
And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!
Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!
Imagine a world where every day is your birthday and your friends are always there to lift your spirits. On our server, we make sure that no one is left out of the fun, even if they have a boyfriend who can’t plan a party to save his life.
Don’t let misunderstandings and miscommunications get in the way of your friendships. Join our server and let us handle all the party planning, so you can focus on having a great time with your friends. Plus, we promise not to text your best friend’s boyfriend non-stop like some people we know.
Our server is a place where you can smoke devil lettuce (or not, we don’t judge), cuss like a sailor, and have crazy but funny conversations with players of all ages. We even have a special area for religious players where they can peacefully pray to the Minecraft gods.
So come join us and leave the Hannahs of the world behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together without any guilt trips or drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than Applebees.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical orange tree that gives you unlimited orange juice with ALL the pulp you could ever want. It’s like a pulp party in your mouth, dude.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy circus of fun and randomness just waiting for you to dive in and explore. Don’t miss out on the orange juice pulp extravaganza of a lifetime!
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| Server Name | Create: Civilization SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Create based SMP with various mods/addons |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the Create: Civilization SMP released? | It is a work in progress, but will be released soon. |
| What can I do on the server? | You can create your own nation, build engineering wonders, or craft weapons of war. |
| What is the map scale? | The map is on a 1-500 scale of the earth. |
| Can I roleplay on the server? | Yes, you can roleplay and interact with others on the map of the earth. |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most diamond eggs will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky players who like to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy creeper seducing unsuspecting players? Or perhaps you fancy yourself as a sultry Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places? Our server is the perfect place to let your wildest fantasies run wild!
But that’s not all – we also have a special Cheer Edition where players can dress up in their favorite cheerleader outfits and shake their pom-poms while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy and fun?
So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lust. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little bit naughty – after all, anything goes in the world of Minecraft ERP!
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness