this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
