come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!
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DeifDownInCraft
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules
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Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.
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HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!
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GolanCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!
SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!
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BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!
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GazaGriefGone
lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages in gaza!!! u can be a hero just like the idf and save the day!!! build ur own base and defend it from evil mobs just like the idf defends israel!!! come join the fun and be a part of the action!!!
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NovaRapeSurvivorCraft
lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of outlaws. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a psychedelic trip but in block form.this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
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GazaBlockerCraft
so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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EilatMissileMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept missiles fired from Yemen and protect Eilat from the evil Houthis! build your own missile defense system and show those pesky attackers who’s boss. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual missiles to launch at your enemies! let’s show them who rules the virtual world!