Middle East conflict Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	6470
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

PalestinianCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, discrimination, education, foreign policy, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international students, Middle East conflict, PalestinianCraft2020, policy, Political, pro-Palestinian protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	1609
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

KinderCraft: Iranian Rocket Sirens Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare tactics, cybersecurity, digital warfare, hacking incidents, international relations, Iranian, Iranian hackers, Israeli kindergartens, KinderCraft, malicious activities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, national security, odes to terrorism, online security, political tensions, Propaganda, Rocket, rocket sirens, Server, sirens, state-sponsored attacks

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Iranian hackers be broadcastin’ rocket sirens and singin’ odes to terrorism in 20 Israeli kindergartens, but don’t worry, we got yo back with our epic builds and crazy adventures! Come join us and help us fight off them hackers with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers and zombies, it’s lit fam! So come on, join us and let’s show those hackers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

bbc investigation, BBC report, civilian casualties, civilian casualties in war, civilian deaths, civilian targets, civilians killed, conflict in the Middle East, human rights violations, IDF airstrike, IDF attack, IDF bombing, international news, investigative journalism, Lebanese civilians, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon village, LebCraft, Middle East conflict, military aggression, threat, Tnt, villager, War Crimes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

RedSeaCraft: No Houthis Allowed

Allowed, arms embargo, ceasefire agreement, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthis, international relations, iran, Israeli ships, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military aggression, Naval Blockade, peace negotiations, Red Sea attacks, RedSeaCraft, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, security threats, united nations, Violent extremism, Yemen crisis

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis who gonna end Red Sea attacks, but only against Israeli ships! Like, who even knew houthis played Minecraft, amirite? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even witness some epic battles between houthis and Israeli ships. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So grab your pickaxe and come build with us!

WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

anti-Israel, antiIsrael, arrest, assault, Attack, australian news, Australian police, CHARGE, crime, criminal charges, hate crime, international relations, investigation, law and order, law enforcement, Middle East conflict, Police, Sydney, Vandalism, WOMAN, Woollahra, WoollahraCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8943

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

Hostage Havoc: No Names, No Peace!

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire terms, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Hamas violations, Havoc, Hostage, hostage release, hostage-ceasefire deal, hostages, idf, international relations, Israeli military, Middle East conflict, military strike, names, ongoing conflict, Palestinian territories, Peace, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	170937	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, dis server be crazier than Hamas breakin’ a ceasefire agreement! We got hostages bein’ held by creepers and zombies, but don’t worry, we got the IDF (Incredible Defense Forces) to save the day! Join us and help us strike down them baddies in Gaza… I mean, in our Minecraft world. No names needed, just bring your pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles! Join now or face the wrath of the blocky army!

HostageHavocMC

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire delay, Conflict Resolution, delayed ceasefire, diplomatic negotiations, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageHavocMC, hostages, international relations, Middle East conflict, negotiation breakdown, peace talks, political deadlock, political tension, Release

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3909
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	846541	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

PrisonCamCraft

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic agreements, false claims, Filming, hostage crisis, hostage deal, hostage negotiation, hostage situation, international relations, Israeli guards, Middle East conflict, Négotiation, peace negotiations, political tensions, PrisonCamCraft, prisoner release, prisoners, releases, security footage, security measures, video evidence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so like, u know how u always get those false claims from prisoners about being treated badly by guards? well, on our server, we film everything to make sure that doesn’t happen! we got israeli guards, they’re like the best at making sure everything is fair and square. plus, during hostage deal releases, things can get pretty intense, so u gotta come check it out! u never know what crazy stuff will happen next on our server. join now for a wild ride!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3611	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	2907
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	784
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crops Grown:	9171	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	1422	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Reality Warps Survived:	0

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Emeralds Found:	8623
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

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