first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.
come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?
we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
our server is so awesome that even the thai gaza hostages were playing on it while they were captured!! they were finally freed and when they got home to bangkok, they couldn’t stop crying tears of joy because they missed our server so much!!
so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!
Join us and leave the stress of college applications behind. Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of trying to impress parents and guidance counselors. We have a community of misfits and rebels who have found solace in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Forget about Ivy League dreams and join us for a virtual escape from the pressures of the real world. Who needs Harvard when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal? Come build your own path to success on our server, where the only admission requirement is a love for blocks and adventure!
Join us if you’re tired of being called “crazy” for being upset about your husband’s parents going on vacation while he was in the ICU. On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from judgmental in-laws and create a peaceful oasis away from their criticism.
Venture into our virtual world and leave behind the stress of being told you need to go to church or that you made a mistake by having kids. Here, you can explore endless possibilities and build a community that supports and respects you, no matter what.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can finally have the family you’ve always wanted – one that doesn’t involve exhausting family sit-downs or arguments about who’s right or wrong. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without judgment, and where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
Welcome to Nightfall MC! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friends.
Features: – Land Claiming – Cross play – Skills – Economy – Teams – A welcoming community
and much more! Our server is designed to provide you with the most rewarding experience possible!
play.nightfallsmp.com
BCU Minecraft Network: Second Year
Hi everyone I’m happy to announce the second year of the BCU Minecraft network!
On survival we’ve listened to your feedback, seasons and custom enchantments are gone! This year, the Survival server is all about the vanilla feel. Fresh new map, perfect for building your next mega-base (or ocean base). And to show off those epic creations, we’ve got a fancy new 3D map that lets you zoom and pan in full 360 degrees! View the map here! Don’t forget, you can still snag your daily goodies with /rewards – free stuff just for logging in! Sweet!
This year, we’ve got a brand new Hardcore server for all players who want a tougher challenge! PVP, griefing, looting – it’s all part of the game here. No teleports, no homes, no keeping your inventory after you die! If you do bite the dust – you’ll get a 7-day temporary ban from the game mode (but hey, at least you can still play on survival!).
So whether you’re a seasoned builder or a thrill-seeking survivor, the BCU Minecraft Network has something for you! Hop back on the server and see what’s new!
server.bemz.info
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our custom plugins make it so you can ride the zombies like horses and use them to fight off other players!
Not only that, but we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the city is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons as weapons. Trust us, it’s a blast!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding watermelons… they tend to get a little messy.
Join us for a chance to witness intense skip bo games that escalate into full-blown card throwing battles. Watch as players accuse each other of cheating, yell at each other to stop peeking at their cards, and ultimately unleash their inner rage in the most hilarious ways possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky server where every game is a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just remember to keep your cards hidden at all times!
