lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and saudi arabia was like “yo stop fighting” and then US was like “ok but only if we can give ukraine diamond swords” and now ukraine is all decked out in OP gear ready to take on any griefers who come their way. join this server for epic battles and crazy alliances, you never know what will happen next!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
so like, you know how Iran’s president is all like “i will not negotiate, do whatever the hell you want” to Trump? well, that’s basically the vibe of our minecraft server. we don’t negotiate with creepers, we just blow ’em up!join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.
so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!
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GazaPowerOutage Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit like a firework show on the Fourth of July! We got more diamonds than Kim K’s engagement ring and more creepers than a middle school dance.Our server is so poppin’ that even Israel cut off electricity to Gaza just to play on it. True story, bro.
Join us and you’ll be mining for days, building epic castles, and battling dragons like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.
So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is where the party’s at!
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CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?
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BlockyBattles Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than syria! we have over 1,000 people dying in epic battles every day! our pvp is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! join now and see if you can survive the chaos and destruction! also, we have free cake for all players because who doesn’t love cake, amirite? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here!
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GazaBlockers Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual wall to keep out all the pesky mobs like zombies and creepers! just like trump promised to protect jews and religious liberty, our server promises to protect ur builds and keep u safe from griefers.we even have a special refugee ban in place to keep out 700 persecuted iranian jews… wait, that doesn’t sound right. but trust us, it’s for ur own safety!
so come on down and join the fun! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. just watch out for those pesky endermen, they’re always up to no good.
join now and start crafting ur own crazy adventures!
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Trump’s Putin Party Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how israel is all like, “oh no, we can’t share our super secret spy stuff with u.s. cuz trump is bffs with putin”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, our admins are all trained ninja turtles so u know u gonna have a blast. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind. just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real spies in this game.
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can have secret talks with HAMAS??? well now u can!!! come join us for some epic adventures and secret missions with the bad guys!!! build ur own secret base and plot world domination with ur new terrorist friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! join now and let’s blow stuff up together!!! #minecraftterrorists #secretmissions #worlddomination