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Once upon a time, a family of 5 wanted to have a birthday party at a local kids museum. But guess what? The admission prices were through the roof! The dad was like, “I ain’t paying for all these extra people, they can get their own tickets!” And thus, a feud erupted between the husband and wife over who should foot the bill for the extended family.
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Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.
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Witness the tale of a family torn apart by a meme gone wrong, where a harmless joke leads to suspensions, panic attacks, and even the threat of losing a prestigious scholarship. Who knew a simple TikTok post could cause so much chaos?
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