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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

MidlifeCraft

“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Votes:	5912	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	918	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1976

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

biological agents, cell dysfunction, ChemBioCellFail, chemical agents, discovery, environmental toxins, exposure, faulty cell function, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Syndrome, GulfWarGamerz, GWI, GWs, hazardous agents, health, Illness, Military, research, Syndrome, Veterans, veterans health, war service

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

adult players, Adventures, building contests, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, fireteams, fun-loving gamers, Gaming Community, Grown-ups, Join, list, low-stress atmosphere, modded minecraft server, oddysee, Positive community, Raids, relaxed gameplay, respectful community, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Stardew, tight-knit, whitelist server, Youre

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5055
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

cock hungry, Cunt, CuntCraft, Fapping, Masturbation, Minecraft, self-control, Server, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual expression, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges, slut, taboo, Top

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

ethical choices, generational differences, luxury food, meat options, Minecraft, Server, vegetarian choices, vegetarian couple, vegetarian culture, vegetarian ethics, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarian menu, vegetarian values, vegetarian wedding, VeggieCraft, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding menu, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding traditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4529	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up a menu that’s more controversial than a vegetarian wedding feast! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated veggies and meat-free madness.

Are you tired of the same old meaty Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’re serving up a fully vegetarian menu that will leave you questioning your carnivorous ways. Our virtual chefs have cooked up a storm of plant-based delights that will have you saying, “Who needs meat anyway?”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, we’re not afraid to stick to our veggie guns and serve up a feast that’s as green as the grass blocks in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the joy of a meat-free Minecraft world where the only thing getting grilled is the tofu!

And don’t worry about your parents complaining, because on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the veggie goodness. So say goodbye to boring old meat dishes and hello to a Minecraft server that’s as fresh and green as a creeper’s explosion. Join us now and let the vegetarian fun begin!

CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, BlockBinge, blockbuster, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, iconic, marathon viewing, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, must see, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, rewatch, Server, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ores Mined:	7481
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own movie masterpiece! Imagine reenacting your favorite scenes with a bunch of blocky characters and pixelated explosions. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to fulfill all your cinematic dreams? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of this elusive specter and become the next Minecraft movie star!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where building and exploring are just the beginning of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the most epic virtual world ever created, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a special potion that turns your character into a hot, shirtless Steve with abs of steel. Who needs diamonds when you can have that kind of eye candy roaming around?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bed, rumored to give you superhuman strength and agility in the game. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you defeat them in a PvP battle using only a wooden sword and a feather!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!