middle aged Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

aita, animosity, banter, body shaming, ChunkCraft, Comments.., Coworkers, dad, eating disorder, healthy weight, Male, Manager, middle aged, right thing, supervisor, tattle tailing, tattletale, UNCOMFORTABLE, underweight, Upset, weight, weighty, workplace harassment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming coworkers who think they have the right to comment on your weight? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only weight we care about is the weight of your diamond armor!

On our server, you can build a fortress so strong that even the rudest of coworkers couldn’t break through. And if they try to mimic eating you like that one guy did, just unleash your army of wolves on them – they’ll think twice before messing with you again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. Who needs validation from coworkers when you can find diamonds and emeralds instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to claim the title of Minecraft champion. Say goodbye to body-shaming and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat!

Mystic Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bars, clubs, dating advice, dating apps, finding love, Friends, gender imbalance, hobbies, married women, meeting people, meeting women, middle aged, mystic, nightlife, online dating, Quests, relationships, sausage fests, Singles, social circles, socializing, teenage girls

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	699865
Magic Items Found:	4704	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those lame dating apps and sausage fests, come join our Minecraft server where the ratio of players is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

We got more friends than you can count, and they’re all online and ready to game with you.

Clubs and bars are so last season, join our server where the only teenage girls you’ll find are the ones building epic structures and slaying dragons.

And who needs hobbies full of middle-aged married women when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

Join now and say goodbye to the real world, because once you enter our server, there’s no turning back.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, black guy, cultural appropriation, cute latina gf, dating advice, dating tips, discrimination, Diversity, ETERNAL, Identity, Interracial Relationships, marginalized communities, middle aged, offensive comments, prejudice, Quests, Race, relationships, retarded looking, self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna be a middle aged, kinda slow-looking black dude and score yourself a hot Latina girlfriend, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I know it sounds cray-cray, but trust me, it’s the key to unlocking that spicy senorita’s heart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and just being your fabulous self in this server, when suddenly, BAM! You catch the eye of a gorgeous Latina player who can’t resist your charm. She’ll be all over you like a creeper on a noob, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the middle aged, slightly slow-looking black dude of your dreams. Who knows, you might just find your Latina queen waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but hey, love knows no bounds, am I right? Let’s get it, bro!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

MidlifeCraft

“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

CONSUME, Curiosity, decompose, Deep thinking, ecosystem, Existential, Farming, hypothetical, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP, Plants, Ponder, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, thought experiment, Wonder

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6013
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

FutureBanList

banned, changes, control, Evolution, Forbidden, Future, FutureBanList, Government, Laws, Legal, legislation, policy, progress, Prohibited, Prohibition, regulations, restrictions, social norms, society, transformation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	883
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	New Chunks Explored:	447645

Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!

CreeperBlasts4Life

anti-Israel sentiment, armed conflict, CreeperBlasts4Life, extremist groups, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Leader, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, Mashaal, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radicalization, religious extremism, suicide bombings, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

LOL join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like Hamas but without the real explosions cuz that’s dangerous, bro. Mashaal himself said this server is the bomb, literally! Come join us and show Israel who’s boss in the virtual world. We’ve got TNT for days and creeper armies ready to attack. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time! 🧨💣🔥

Dusk SMP: Where Minecraft is serious business, but also not really. Come for the PVP, stay for the accidental mob grinders

Accidental, Automated events, bedrock, Builds, Business, Challengers, Community, criticism, Custom Items, Discord, dusk, Economy, Farms, Feature alterations, Grinders, item, java, Koth, market, Minecraft, Mob, PvP, Scheduled events, Shop, smp, stay, Suggestions, Updates

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Community-based	We value community input and encourage suggestions and feedback.
Claims	Allows for safe building and farming areas separate from PvP zones.
Wars	Engage in fair and enjoyable PvP battles through a custom war system.
Economy	Buy and sell items with players and have your shop featured if voted top market.
Custom items	Exclusive and unique items available to certain player types.
Automated events	Replayable events like KOTHs for PvP players to earn rewards.
Scheduled events	Unique events promoting community involvement and friendly competition.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When does the server launch?

The server launches on 6th September at 6PM BST.

2. How can I join and get updates?

Join our Discord server for regular updates and to chat with the community: https://discord.gg/EjHHV4QU

3. Can I play on the server with Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, the server is fully compatible for both Java and Bedrock on version 1.21.

4. How can I participate in Wars and earn rewards?

You can engage in Wars with other teams through the custom war system designed for fair and enjoyable PvP battles.

5. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy allows players to sell items to the server and buy/sell items from other players. Top voted markets will have their shops featured.

Minecraft server: /dbdg/ – Dead by Craftlight

1v4, asymmetrical multiplayer, Castlevania, chapter, Craftlight, dbd, dbdg, Dead, dead by daylight, Escape, fnaf, Generators, HATCH, horror game, icon collabs, INFORMATION, Killer, Minecraft, Official Website, patch notes, poll, Rebecca, Resources, Server, Summer 2025, survivors, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	447707
Magic Items Found:	3456	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of Dead By Daylight in blocky form! Join us for some asymmetrical multiplayer fun, where one player gets to be the Killer and four players get to be the Survivors. Just like in the game, the Survivors’ goal is to repair generators and escape, while the Killer’s goal is to catch them and give them a good ol’ Minecraft-style whack.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive updates like the Castlevania Chapter, where you can battle it out in a spooky castle setting. And get ready for the FNAF Chapter coming in Summer 2025 – because who wouldn’t want to run from animatronics in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a wild ride, where anything can happen. Will you be the next Survivor to outsmart the Killer and make a daring escape? Or will you be the Killer who strikes fear into the hearts of your friends? Only one way to find out – hop on our server and let the madness begin!

/MCFT/ – Minecraft SMP: Fishstick Edition

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, Edition, european union, fast travel, Fishstick, Fishstick Edition, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, last match, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, MCFT, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, smp, Stats, stw, Survey Emails, The Operator

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	630404
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to become a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4: ABSOLUTE DOOM! That’s right, you can fight alongside your favorite superheroes while building epic structures and battling it out with other players.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rocket Racing Inferno Island where you can blaze past the finish line in style. And don’t forget about LEGO Fortnite v30.40, where you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map like never before.

Oh, and did we mention that Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union? You can even get a free skin and items for completing XP Quests on Android and iOS devices. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours… maybe. It’s TBD, but hey, it’s free!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank the Bus Driver for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyJewGenocide

anti-semitism, berlin, CraftyJewGenocide, defaced, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, germany, hate crime, History, Holocaust, Holocaust memorial, intolerance, Jews, memorial, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Vandalism, WWII

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5977
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7210
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	1842	Evil Twin Fights:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

devoid of happiness, devoid of joy, devoid of meaning, emotional emptiness, emotional void, empty inside, feeling empty, feeling lost, finding joy, joyless existence, JoylessCraft, lack of happiness, Lacking purpose, living without joy, lost in despair, Minecraft, need for fulfillment, overcoming emptiness, searching for joy, seeking happiness, Server, struggling with sadness, stuck in a rut

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3910	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	6122	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

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