Middle Age MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

middle age, musical memories, background music, Rock Music, generational differences

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Cognitive Crafters – Ageless Adventures

aging, Cognitive, old age, cognitive performance, ageless

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where we all have brain damage so we can relate to each other! Forget about cognitive aging, we’re all about cognitive raging! Our players have the craziest occupations like professional llama riders and underwater basket weavers, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Plus, our server is so lit that even middle-aged and old players can keep up with the youngins. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s all get our cognitive rage on together!

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MidlifeMinecraftSMP

contemplation, Self Discovery, aging gracefully, coming to terms, personal growth

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found the other day. It’s like a magical land where you can build epic castles, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle. I was just mining for diamonds one day when I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.

So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!

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CraftyKidsOnly

growth, past, Reflection, CraftyKidsOnly, “Youth

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of being a carefree kid? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will transport you back to the best years of your life! Imagine building epic castles, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds just like you did when you were a wee lad or lass. Join us for a nostalgia trip like no other and relive the glory days of your youth. Who needs responsibilities when you can have pixelated adventures instead? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

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EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

health, Blacks, public health, disparities, environmental factors

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

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BlockLife: 76 & Counting

trends, mortality, middle age, health, BlockLife

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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MidLifeCraft速

time perception, fast aging, Time, Average, 25

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow unicorns that shoot laser beams outta their eyes! If that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a potato sack race. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF!

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black cat minecraft

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

mc.bck.me

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ReflectPulseSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Raiding, PvP, Survival

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

reflectpulse.net

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VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience 1.20.1PvEvPWorld Building

Arenapvp, Smpvp, Factions, Customcrafting, Racesandclasses

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

54.39.250.197:25598

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