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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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