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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 288 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 561 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!