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RidleyCraft Minecraft Server

assistant directors, blockbuster, cash grab, catatonic, creativity, Decline, Director, dispassionate, film industry, filmmaking, filmography, Gladiator II, Hollywood, lack of passion, mid 2000s, Minecraft, movies, ridley scott, RidleyCraft, Server, speculation, storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	9379
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Ridley Scott-inspired world! Our server is so epic, even Ridley Scott himself would be impressed. Rumor has it, Ridley Scott actually based his last few movies on the adventures he had on our server. From battling aliens to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, our server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Ridley Scott-inspired Minecraft universe!

Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Animals Bred:	115	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	832141	Dragon Eggs Found:	2544
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zombie Dances:	10

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	6394
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Votes:	1491
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3922

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	439	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	1530	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.