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Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

Advanced, aerospace, anti-drone, beam, ceramic materials, Defense, drone defense, Drones, Engineering, innovation, laser, laser system, microwaves, Military, military technology, Minecraft, porous ceramics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Shielding, Technology, uk, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8356
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

Fear Monger Frenzy

Cancer, cancer misinformation, distraction, false information, fear, fear-mongering, Frenzy, genetically modified organisms, harmful distraction, health, microwaves, Misinformation, Monger, ONLINE, online spread, red herrings, research, secret toxins, social media, spread, worry

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Farms Harvested:	990	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ScrewedCraft: Microwave Madness

appliance construction, appliance design, appliance engineering, appliance hazards, appliance maintenance, appliance safety, appliance screws, appliance technology, dangerous insides, electrical appliances, Home Appliances, Kitchen Appliances, madness, microwave, microwave repair, microwaves, screw safety, screw security, screw types, ScrewedCraft, specialised screws

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, have you ever thought about how microwaves are, like, basically mini nuclear reactors in your kitchen? like, they have all these dangerous parts inside that could totally zap you if you’re not careful.

well, our minecraft server is kinda like that, but in a fun way! we have all these crazy mods and plugins that make the game super intense and unpredictable. you never know what’s gonna happen next!

plus, we have this insane story line where you have to battle evil microwave monsters that are trying to take over the world. it’s like a mix of sci-fi and fantasy and it’s totally bonkers.

oh, and did i mention that we have custom weapons and armor that you can only get on our server? like, you can have a sword made out of microwave parts or armor that protects you from radiation damage. it’s so cool!

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! but be warned, things can get pretty wild in here. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MicrobeCraft: Microwave Mayhem

(Domestic), adaptation, Appliances, Bacteria, biotechnological potential, discovery, Environment, innovation, kitchen, Laboratory, MAYHEM, MicrobeCraft, Microbes, microbiology, Microbiome, microwave, microwaves, new information, research, sampling, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1356
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the microbes in our microwaves are actually super cool creatures ready to party with u!!! imagine cooking ur food and then BAM a tiny microbial party starts in ur microwave!!! u can be friends with them and go on epic adventures together in our server!!! who knew microwaves could be so lit??? join now for the most unique gaming experience ever!!! 🎉🔥🚀

MicrowaveMasterCraft

Appliances, convenience, Cooking, EASY, efficient, Food, Grateful, Household, innovation, kitchen, MicrowaveMasterCraft, microwaves, MODERN, Preheat, Quick, reheating, Technology, thankful, time-efficient, time-saving

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing until u pee a little? then u gotta join our server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

picture this: u log in and suddenly ur character is wearing a giant chicken suit, clucking around like a maniac. why? cuz our server is full of wacky surprises and u never know what’s gonna happen next.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? yeah, u heard me right. those explosive little buggers know how to drop a sick beat.

plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. one time he turned all the diamonds into potatoes just for fun. classic Sir Oinksalot.

so come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, that’s right. FREE PIZZA. see u there!

Lost in Blocks: White Man’s Direction

blocks, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Decision making, Direction, Exploration, guidance, History, Identity, indigenous peoples, Journey, leadership, Lost, mans, native americans, pathfinding, Questioning, racism, Reflection, Self Discovery, societal norms, Stereotypes, Which way, White, White Man

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchantments Applied:	134	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.

Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.

But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Nerd Rage Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry video game nerd, avgn, cinemassacre, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, internet personality, james rolfe, Minecraft, Nerd, new episode, Nostalgia, pixelated, Popular, RAGE, reaction, retro gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Angry Video Game Nerd himself plays and reviews all the games! Join us for a chance to challenge him to a game of Minecraft and see if you can make him rage quit like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground LOL society where players can participate in wacky challenges and win EPIC prizes like diamond armor made out of real diamonds (just kidding, it’s actually made out of chocolate)!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary LOLZILLA who roams the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your friends wonder what’s wrong with you.

FrenchToastCraft: Where Reddit Hates on France and Thumbs Up for Trolling

Britain, controversial, criticism, culture, CURSE, discussions, France, FrenchToastCraft, hate, Hates, irony, italy, ONLINE, Opinions, Perception, reddit, reputation, shithole, social media, Stereotypes, THUMBS, Thumbs up, trolling, uk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	355
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blunders

3d, 3D effects, AVOID, blocky, Blunders, Caution, caution advised, Dangerous, debut, don’t look, graphic content, HARMFUL, harmful content, harmful effects, harmful visuals, nijisister, not good, Oh No!, stay away, visual effects, Warning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the animals in this server have some serious attitude!

But wait, there’s more! Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Rumor has it he’s got some killer moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Steve has been hitting the gym and is now a total beefcake. Watch out, Creeper – he’s coming for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, Drool, Entertainment, fanbase, Franchise, futuristic, games, Gaming, gundam, GundamCraft, Japan, long trail, Mecha, MECHS, mobile suits, Nostalgia, pixels, Popular, Robots, rule, Sci Fi, series, Technology, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	868	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Idol Adventures – KahoKozue Edition

Adventures, Aqours Club, Chika Token, Crafty, dead game offline, deep blue, Edition, gacha, Idol, Infodump., KahoKozue, Liella subunit, LLLL card database, LLLL gameplay guides, Love Live! Days, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki VN, peace piece pizza, private server guides, School Idol Musical, SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, Superstar S3, Switch, YouRuby URs, Zenkai

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	7637
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a wild ride filled with Chika Token / YouRuby URs and gacha madness!

Our server is so lit that even the Love Live! Global service is ending just to make room for our epic adventures. Nijigasaki VN for Switch? We got it! Liella subunit singles dropping like hot potatoes on April 24th! And don’t even get me started on the peace piece pizza releasing on May 8th – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! Aqours Club 2024 set coming out on June 30th, School Idol Musical album hitting the shelves on August 21st, and Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 premiering in theaters on September 6th. And let’s not forget about Superstar S3 airing in October – it’s gonna be lit!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the madness of SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, and all the LLLL gameplay guides you could ever dream of. Plus, we’ve got a LLLL card database that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin!

RoboLoveCraft: Where FemBots and Players Unite!

body positivity, dating advice, dating challenges, dating goals, dating struggles, dating tips, family, fembot community, fembots, Friends, hobbies, how to meet a fembot, personal growth, Players, relationships, RoboLoveCraft, self improvement, self love, self-confidence, social circle, support system, unite, weight loss journey

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.

Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.

Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?

So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!

Crafty Time Travelers: Steins;Craft

Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex emotions, coping mechanisms, Crafty, determination, eccentric behavior, friendship, iconic quotes, loyalty, male protagonist, mental health, Okabe Rintarou, psychological depth, relationships, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, Steins;Gate, SteinsCraft, Time, time travel, Trauma, travelers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate adventure like no other! Are you tired of boring old male protagonists in other games? Well, on our server, we have Okabe – the most epic, hilarious, and downright outrageous protagonist you’ll ever meet!

Join us and embark on crazy quests with Okabe as he navigates through the world of Minecraft in search of the rarest items and the most insane adventures. Why settle for boring when you can have Okabe leading the way?

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Okabe once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story! And on our server, you can witness all the madness firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see for yourself why Okabe is the ultimate male protagonist in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

Adventure, Andy, Andy Sixx, Asshole, Crafty, CREEPERS, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit desire, explicit fantasy, explicit rockstar, EXTREME, extreme desire, FANTASY, fetish, Hardcore, INTENSE, metal, oral, Rock Music, rockstar, rockstar fantasy, Sixxs, sucking

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!