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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	277
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	6047
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Votes:	1946
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	715	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	3436

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!