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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4777 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9244 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4021 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
