Microplastic Exposure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

health, plastic contamination, scientific study, Edition, premature births

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

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Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

health concerns, food contamination, plastic particles in food, plastic particles, environmental health

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

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PixelPotty Panic Server

microplastic exposure, water contamination, microplastic detection, research, Server

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

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Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

contamination, base, health implications, environmental health, microplastics

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

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BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

untouched, Pollution, Environmental Science, brain tissue, marine pollution

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

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PlasticPeenProblemsMC

scientific findings, penis health, environmental health, research, health concerns

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

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Gladcraft

Vanilla, Survival, PvE

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Minestatus.net page for the Gladcraft server! Gladcraft is a survival server with custom features I have created myself that enhance the survival experience, including an advanced magic system! Plugins: Gladcraft runs the necessary plugins, like Essentials, Multiverse, and PermissionsEx. But along with these general plugins are features I have coded myself using the scripting language offered by the amazing Skript plugin, like gravestones, chest protection, Fire Magic, hammers and sickles, special abilities, and time ranks for 24, 72, 120, and 240 hours spent online with perks like extra sethomes (default is 3 for starter rank) Hope to see you on Gladcraft! 🙂

gladcraft.net

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Sword Infinity

PvP, KitPvP

This Server Is Full Of Fun. Enjoy our Custom Coded Kit Pvp. This Server Dedicates Our Time To The Members! We have worked countless hours building a map, and trying to make members feel awesome on this server. Thank You For Playing And A Diamlond or a Vote Would Be Much Appreciated! NOTE: 1.8 and 1.7.10 users allowed!

198.50.234.56

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Weridos Survival

Survival, MCMMO

Welcome to Weridos!

We are a fun, friendly server that is run by adults but all ages are welcome. We are a 1.19 Survival server with MCMMO, Claims and more!

Claim your area to protect from griefing and mobs! No raiding and a great, friendly community makes our server a great, fun place to play.

Come join us for fun!

mc.weridos.com

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The Blockade

PvP, Raiding, Factions

The Blockade has many unique features that add a whole new experience to factions. First, we have our own plugin called Powerful Blocks. Powerful Blocks are meant to imitate Lucky Blocks and that is exactly what it does.

play.theblockade.net

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