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CancelledBachBucks

activities, alternative plan, Bachelorette, bride, cancellation fee, cancellation policy, CANCELLED, cancelled bachelorette, CancelledBachBucks, Communication, Decision making, eloping, Etiquette, Group Chat, hen do, hotel booking, mother of the bride, payment, Planning, Support, Wedding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as planning a bachelorette party with a bridezilla? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the mother of the bride suddenly cancels the whole party and demands payment for a cancellation fee that no one agreed to. That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server – where anything can happen!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for any unexpected fees or deal with bridezilla meltdowns. Just come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that bachelorette party disaster. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult website, Erotic, explicit, explicit material, fetish, graphic, Hardcore, Mature, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, PixelPervs, porn addiction, pornography, RISQUE, Sensual, Server, taboo, x rated, xxx

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9810	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

If you find yourself constantly looking for diamonds in Minecraft because you think they’re a girl’s best friend, then you definitely watch too much adult content! But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to channel all that adult content energy into something more productive. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous sheep, provocative pigs, and steamy encounters with creepers. Who needs adult content when you have Minecraft? Join our server now and let your inner naughty miner run wild!

BlockyCabCraze

bizarre passengers, bizarre rides, BlockyCabCraze, curious encounters, interesting rides, odd behavior, odd occurrences, peculiar passengers, strange behavior, strange clients, strange occurrences, strange passengers, strange requests, strange tales, Taxi drivers, unique stories, unusual passengers, unusual rides, unusual situations, weird experiences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1030	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the taxi drivers are the real MVPs! Join us if you want to hear outrageous stories about the strangest clients these drivers have ever encountered.

Picture this: a creeper hailing a cab, a skeleton trying to pay with bones, or even a zombie looking for a ride to the nearest brain buffet. Our taxi drivers have seen it all and lived to tell the tale.

So if you want to experience a world where the unexpected is the norm and where even the mobs need a lift, then hop on board and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell yourself!

HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ores Mined:	8953	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8482
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	365	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	618836	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!