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He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

2024.., ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT, Chat, Ctrana.news, deny, fake news, forbes, Gazeta.ua, Interfax, LIE-LIE-LIE, Minecraft, Presidential spokesman Peskov, putin, rus, Shit for money, smp, trump, ukr, Usa, Washington Post

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Farms Harvested:	652	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

affordable gadgets, affordable tech, aliexpress finds, budget earbuds, budget gaming gear, budget headphones, budget smartphones, cheap electronics, cheap gadgets, Chinese products, chink, Chink Shit General, discount electronics, emulation devices, general, knockoff products, Minecraft, online shopping, Shit, smp, tech accessories, tech deals, tech recommendations, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	711	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

Daily, daily weg thread, daily weg thread assistance, daily weg thread help, daily weg thread issue, daily weg thread missing, daily weg thread not found, daily weg thread problem, daily weg thread question, daily weg thread support, help with weg thread, Minecraft, missing weg thread, Server, Thread, weg, weg thread assistance, weg thread issue, weg thread not found, weg thread problem, weg thread question, weg thread support, where is it

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

female experience, female gaze, female perspective, female viewpoint, femoid, final image, final moment, final sight, final vision, last thing, long tail, Minecraft, pixelated, sees, Server, woman’s last view

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!