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RettCraft: The Brainy Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain formation, brain function, brain health, Brainy, Central Nervous System, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, experimental cancer drug, human brain, medical breakthrough, Medical research, microglia, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological condition, rare disorder, Rett syndrome, RettCraft, Server, thinking difficulties, white blood cells

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!

BrainCraftAge – DefenderMicros

age-associated, age-related diseases, aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain pathologies, BrainCraftAge, cellular defense, Central Nervous System, cognitive decline, DefenderMicros, immune cells, inflammation, Longevity, microglia, neural protection, Neurodegeneration, neuroimmune response, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, neuroprotective mechanisms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? u do? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got microglia protectin ur brain from all them age-associated brain thingies. u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh like a baby’s bottom? then u gotta join this server, cuz we got u covered. plus, our microglia are like tiny warriors, fightin off all them nasty brain pathologies like it’s nobody’s business. so come on, join us and let’s keep ur brain lookin fly and sharp. ain’t no brain fog gonna mess with u on this server, oh no siree. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get protectin that brain of urs!

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

Crafting Catastrophe

big disappointment, catastrophe, Crafting, Disappointment, Disaster, failed innovation, failed trend, Failure, Flop, flop of the year, letdown, major letdown, market failure, missed opportunity, missed potential, next big thing, overhyped, product flop, underperformed, underwhelming, unsuccessful launch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

Bcraft, british columbia, Canada, coal, coal mining, Company, compliance, consequences, enforcement, Environmental, Environmental Protection, Fine, fined, fines, infractions, Legal, Mining (Industry), penalties, regulations, Safety, violations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	53405	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

CraftyMart

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	9879
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

Button, Chaos, chat moderation, dedicated server, doxing not allowed, Fair Gameplay, finland hosting, Griefing, Hit, Killing allowed, meets, no cheating, no game changing plugins, No map resets, no Sethome, no TPA, player freedom, Random Spawn, Reset, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Small Community, TNT bombers, true smp experience, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, worldwide community

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
No Map Resets
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	Not available
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

CarCrossing Minecraft Server

car travel, CarCrossing, cross border travel, Minecraft, neighbor country, overseas travel, road trip, senseless travel, Server, travel confusion, travel controversy, travel critique, travel debate, travel experience, travel humor, travel language, travel logic, travel observation, travel opinion, travel perspective, travel rant, travel reflection, travel semantics

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, IndieCrafters, international vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, twitch viewership, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, viewer numbers, virtual youtubers, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

aggravations, agitations, annoyance, annoyances, bothers, bothersome, DISLIKES, disturbances, Edition, Frustrations, inconveniences, irritants, irritations, little things, minor annoyances, nuisances, oddball, PeeveCraft, pet peeve, QUIRKS, uncommon, vexations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

WarCraftMillionaires

affluent individuals, economic development, economic impact, economic indicators, Economic prosperity, economic resilience, economic trends, economy growth, finance, financial status, Financial Success, Millionaires, russia, Russian economy, russian society, Russian wealth, sanctions, War, WarCraftMillionaires, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!

So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).

Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.

So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!