Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!
Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!
But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?
So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
one time, a player thought they were building a house but ended up creating a giant toilet instead. another player tried to tame a wolf but ended up riding a chicken into battle. the possibilities are endless when you can’t see straight!
so come on down to our wacky world where the only thing you can rely on is your own sense of humor. join now and prepare to be amazed, befuddled, and utterly entertained. who needs normal when you can have nonsensical? let’s get weird together!
Welcome to CartelCraft! The ultimate Cartel-based Minecraft adventure where you don’t just play the game, you create your own story. From the strategic depth of Cartel Wars to the limitless creativity of Custom Survival, CartelCraft offers a one-of-a-kind experience that’s both thrilling and unique.
At Cartel-Craft, we’re fuelled by a passionate team that truly values the community. We’re dedicated to building a server that’s always growing and evolving. With regular updates, we keep gameplay fresh and exciting. Dive into a world with custom bosses, unique features, and a community that’s always ready to welcome you.
Join us and become part of the Cartel-Craft family! Your adventure starts here!
Java & Bedrock Compatible!
play.cartel-craft.net
About the server:
1. Hardcore Survival:
Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!
Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!
2. Custom privates:
Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!
3. Slenderman wanders around our place and sometimes leaves notes and maybe even attacks!
4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 10 game days:
The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!
You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!
5. Vampirism:
On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead don’t touch you, you can jump in two blocks, there’s only one problem… You can’t run under the sun anymore…
6. Lycanthropy:
Don’t like the idea of becoming a vampire? Become a werewolf!
7. Pets and their taming:
How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!
8. Custom enchantments:
They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!
9. Brewing alcohol:
Here you can start creating your own alcohol! Starting from the selection of quality ingredients and equipment to many years of aging in oak barrels!
(We do not support the creation and consumption of alcohol in real life)
10. Donation that does not affect the game:
We are categorically against the “Pay to Win” policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!
The server is at the stage of open beta testing!
Possible defects, crashes, bugs! Please be patient, the issues will be resolved in future updates!
play.eiras-craft.ru
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tight-knit | We’re looking for players who enjoy talking and bonding. |
| Vanilla | Proper vanilla experience, no small tweaks. |
| Hosted | On my own home-server, giving it a stupid amount of performance. |
| Chill | Most stuff slides–bar hate. The chat is just as important as the game-play! |
A: You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/menGcZWv
A: Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the community remains tight-knit and friendly.
A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community.
