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Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	149569	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Buildings Constructed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4329
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, cultural footwear traditions, flexible shoes, foot alignment, foot anatomy, foot care, foot health, foot health awareness, foot pain, foot problems, foot support, healthy footwear, Jewish invention, Minecraft, Narrow shoes, natural footwear, Server, shoe comfort, shoe design, shoe history, shoe technology, White Man, wide shoes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

andrade, bianca belair, Bronson Reed, camels, Carmelo Hayes, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, crown, Crown Jewel, desert, gunther, IYO SKY, Jade Cargill, Jakara Jackson, jewel, Kairi Sane, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Lash Legend, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Nia Jax, Piper Niven, Randy Orton, Riyadh, Roman Reigns, seth rollins, smp, the usos, vlog, wwe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

500727583, Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Content update, CraftyCraft, Draenei, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Hag Edition, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

bowing, devotion, FAITH, genuflecting, he kneeled, humility, humility in prayer, kneel, kneeling, Minecraft, PRAYER, prostration, religious devotion, religious practice, religious ritual, reverence, smp, SPIRITUAL, spiritual discipline, spiritual practice, Submission, SUPPLICATION, Worship

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!