Microbiome MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Frosty Worms & Microbe Crew

Microbiome, extremophiles, CREW, Antarctic worms, cold-adapted organisms

join our epic minecraft server and become a worm braving the harsh antarctic cold with the help of bacteria buddies! our microbiome will keep you warm and cozy as you explore the icy terrain, fighting off polar bears and penguins with your trusty pickaxe. become the ultimate worm warrior and show off your adaptation skills in this frozen wonderland. who knew bacteria could be so cool? come join the fun and see for yourself!

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Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

cardiovascular disease, intermittent fasting, thrombosis, IPA, metabolite

come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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Citrus Fruits R Us – Gut Health Boost

healthy bacteria, FRUITS, mood improvement, serotonin levels, natural remedies

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got CITRUS FRUITS dat reduce depression risk by 22%!!! YOULL BE SO HAPPY YOU WONT STOP LAUGHING AND BUILDING CRAZY STUFF!!! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A BIG GUT FULL OF HEALTHY BACTERIA, BUT INSTEAD OF BACTERIA ITS JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!!! JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE CITRUSY JOY FLOW THROUGH YOU LIKE A RIVER OF LEMONS AND ORANGES!!! LETS BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER AND KEEP THE SADNESS AT BAY WITH OUR FRUITY POWERS!!!

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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server

innovative technology, Drugs, healthier brain, appetite suppressant, snort

join our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today!

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Gut Bacteria Village

holistic treatment, Gut, skin care, immune system, Village

so, liek, u kno how vitiligo is a total bummer? well, dis server has da cure! we got gut bacteria dat will make u skin look amazin! jus join da server and let da magic happen! we even tested it on mice and dey lookin fab! so, come on and join dis server for da best vitiligo treatment eva! #gutbacteriarocks #cureforvitiligo #minecraftmagic

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GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

water quality, climate crisis, species dynamics, MAYHEM, GlacierCraft

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, research, digestion, Microbiome, health outcomes

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

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Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Itch, scratching skin, skin irritation, scratching itch, skin

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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Dementia Risk Predictor Server

cognitive tests, Haemophilus, dementia prevention, Health research, Server

lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

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LactoCraft: Parkinson’s Therapy

parkinsons, health, Microbiome, research, Bacteria

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but also cure diseases at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got this crazy modified lactococcus lactis strain that’s gonna like, totally cure parkinson’s disease while u mine for diamonds and stuff. join us and be a hero in the game and in real life! plus, our cows drop milk that gives u super speed and our pigs can fly. yep, u heard that right. come join the wackiest minecraft server ever and save the world, one block at a time!

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