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MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6708	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

acceptance, autistic, conformity, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, dont, inclusion, Individuality, judgment, living up, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, neurodiversity, prejudice, Shit, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, StereotypeSlayer, stigmas, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2699
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

SkipCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4610
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

SickDayDenierAITA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

MemeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we fight, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we always have each other’s backs (unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llama warriors who roam the land in search of justice (and carrots). Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their spit and sheer determination.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you go crazy, you’ll never go back!

Block Pride Parades!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	939	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

LebCraft: Power Plant Party!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, lebanon is like, having a power outage, right? but guess what, our minecraft server has ALL the power, like, we never run out of power cuz we got magical power plants that never shut down. join our server and never worry about losing power again, cuz we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here, so come join the fun and never worry about power outages again!

MCSUGARS: Where diamonds are sweeter than sugar! No whitelist, just diamond economy & player warps. Join us on Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magic Items Found:	5712	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance). You can also claim land, create player warps, and set up chest shops to become the richest player!
World Border	50000
Map Size	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I start playing on MCSugars server?

A: You can join by entering the IP “mcsugars.com” in your Minecraft client.

Q: How can I earn diamonds in the economy?

A: You can earn diamonds by mining them or trading with other players. Use commands /deposit or /withdraw to manage your diamond balance.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: Yes, you can use land claiming feature to protect your territory and build securely.

Q: How do player warps work?

A: You can set up player warps to invite other players to visit your creations or shops easily.

Q: What can I sell in chest shops?

A: You can sell high demand items like diamonds, enchanted gear, or rare resources to become the richest player on the server.

MassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

Minecraft SMP – StableDude69

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Star Shards Collected:	290	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you! We’re talking no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed here.

But why should you join this exclusive club, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground society of furries who create the most epic art you’ve ever seen? We’re talking furry artist tags, real artist tags, and even a community spreadsheet that will blow your mind!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got resources galore! From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Plus, we have crazy tools like the Openpose editor extension and online pose editor that will have you striking epic poses in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got local setups for Nvidia, AMD, and CPU users, so no matter what hardware you’re rocking, we’ve got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our guides and extras – learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and optimize Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the wildest, most insane gaming community you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club! See you in the game, gamers!

CraftyHouseHunters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world without any annoying neighbors or roaches!

Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.

Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.

Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.

So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!