Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!
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So get this, right? One time, there was this wheat plant, and it had a mutation, like, whoa! And then BAM, it started sendin’ out these chemical signals that attracted all these beneficial fungi to its roots! It was like a party down there, man!
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