Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	3417
Dragons Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Users Playground

Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

usersplayground.com

User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.

Actual, Adults, Appearance, barter, blocks, Community, Create, CREW, dirt palace, Economy, Friends, grown, HOURS, Kiri, Meet, micro transactions, Mining, Playground, Plugins, Ranks, responsibilities, Server, smp, spend, Story, Updates, Users, Vanilla, virtual, virtual currency, You Are Machines

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Gems Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2855	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Users Playground Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	usersplayground.com
Provider	You Are Machines
Description	Users Playground is an SMP experience where players can explore the Dirt Palace, make friends, and create amazing things together in a vanilla Minecraft environment.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Users Playground believes in the vanilla experience, so there are no crazy plugins on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks on Users Playground.

Q: Are there micro-transactions on the server?

A: Users Playground does not have any micro-transactions.

Q: Is there virtual currency on the server?

A: No, there is no virtual currency on Users Playground. Players create their own economy through barter.

Q: How are major updates handled on the server?

A: Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community, ensuring that all players have a say in the direction of the server.

Q: Who is Kiri and what is her role on the server?

A: Kiri is an important part of the You Are Machines crew and is planning to make an appearance on Users Playground. Stay tuned to see what kind of story unfolds when she shows up!

Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO SMP

auction house, Auctionhouse, bedrock, Cross-Play, custom npcs, customnpcs, free, Golden Shovel, in game money, java, Jobs, killing mobs, Kits, Kitsstarter, Land Claims, MCMMO, micro transactions, mmo, Ranks, sethomes, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8228	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO – SMP

Java and Bedrock Cross-Play!

NO micro-transactions (100% Free)

Buy Ranks With In-Game Money!

MCMMO

Land Claims (Golden Shovel)

Jobs

Earn Money From Killing Mobs

Auction House

Custom NPCs

No World Border

punchysgameroom.ddns.net

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

2016, battle pass, ChatGPT 3 released, covid pandemic, Crafty, daily missions, EA rising up, ecelebs, FOMO, fortnite, genshin impact, LOL911, Lootboxes, madness, micro transactions, Minecraft, reddit, tf2 release, twitter, Ultimate, Undertale, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

Admin plugins, bedrock, crossplay, Fabric, hermitcraft, java, Mature Community, proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

mc.pingusmp.co.za

EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	3014
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1100 spells, 3400 units, 400 magic items, autist’s dream, balance mod, Blitzserver, Creepercraft, debug mod, deep gameplay, documentation, domg, Dominions 6, Fan art, fantasy war game, Guide, Llamaserver, Minecraft, mod inspector, moddable, multiplayer, Pantokrator, pretender calculator, Server, simplistic graphics, strategy, Tools, turn based, Wiki

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wildest dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.

Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!

WorryCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, apprehension, concern, doubt, fear, fret, Minecraft, nervousness, Server, stress, Troubled, uncertainty, uneasy, uneasy emotions, uneasy feeling, uneasy heart, uneasy mind, uneasy soul, uneasy spirit, uneasy thoughts, worry, WorryCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9743	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco inferno party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance your way to victory and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

DoggyDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, confronting family, DoggyDrama, emotional pain, emotional scars, family dynamics, family gathering, fear of dogs, Insecurity, insensitive behavior, laughing at trauma, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, personal trauma, Respect, respect for personal experiences, Server, setting boundaries, Therapy, understanding trauma

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee outrageous family drama and unexpected plot twists! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your fiancé about his sister turning your childhood trauma into a comedy show for the whole family.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your fiancé over whether or not you had the right to kick out his sister from your own home. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge of navigating through awkward family gatherings and learning valuable life lessons along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now!

CraftyMomzHousekeeping

adhd, anxiety, appreciation, Communication, CraftyMomzHousekeeping, diapers, dirty dishes, division of labor, household chores, household responsibilities, parenting, parenting struggles, Partnership, postpartum depression, ppd, relationship balance, SAHM, SAHM duties, stay at home mom, Therapy, working husband

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a husband and wife duo, complete with $4000 monthly fun money and a baby boy who may or may not be the true mastermind behind it all.

Witness the epic battle of household chores as the husband takes on the role of superhero, handling everything from night wakings to car maintenance, while the wife tackles the daunting task of grocery shopping and cooking dinner (well, most of the time).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of finding dirty dishes and diapers left in the baby’s room, as the husband fights for cleanliness and order in a world gone mad.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a riveting tale of love, PPD, anxiety, and ADHD all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown of who will step up and help out more – it’s a battle for the ages!

TimelessLegends Minecraft Server

celebrated figures, cultural icons, enduring fame, eternal fame, famous people, future generations, Historical figures, historical significance, iconic leaders, immortalized individuals, influential individuals, lasting contributions, lasting legacy, Legacy, legendary status, long-lasting impact, memorable figures, Minecraft, renowned personalities, Server, timeless influence, TimelessLegends, unforgettable names

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Who will be remembered in the annals of history as the ultimate Minecraft legend? Join our server and secure your spot in the Minecraft Hall of Fame for eternity! Imagine telling your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids about the time you conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese. Don’t miss out on your chance for immortality, join our server now and become a Minecraft deity!

BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

Analysis, biden, BidenBash, comparison, coverage, democrats, Election Coverage, liberal bias, Media bias, Media influence, media scrutiny, News, political agenda, political candidates, Politics, Presidential election, public perception, republicans, Shortcomings, trump, TrumpTakedown, us media

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3897
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, compact, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european security, global politics, international relations, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, SIGNING, solidarity, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	912	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more countries than the nato summit signing a treaty with ukraine! we got 32 countries all coming together to play minecraft and build epic structures together. it’s like a virtual world peace summit but with more creepers and diamond swords. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to sign a treaty with a zombie or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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