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FamilySeatSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where your seat preferences are respected? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of having the perfect spot, whether it’s by the window or in the middle seat way in the back. Join us for a flight of fun and adventure, where you can lean against the side of a blocky world and never feel cramped. Say no to seat-switching families and yes to your own personal space in our server. Fly high with us and experience the freedom of choosing your own seat, no matter how far back it may be!

SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Animals Bred:	183	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1656	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ores Mined:	6612	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	128	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Villages Defended:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3480	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!