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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8165	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	95	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	165	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	104
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!