#mickthomson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

4chan moderator, accusations, Bans, blockparty, chatango, civil behavior, community guidelines, dumpster fire, fnf, FNF mod drama, fnf mods, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., game discussion, insults, low effort replies, Minecraft, miserable fans, obsessed fans, questionable links, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Votes:	7009
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ores Mined:	3767	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!