Michy Batshuayi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	4498
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	2716
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3934
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4890	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	2474	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!