Michigan MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZeroChance Minecraft Server

Ohio State, college applications, high school, academic pressure, Ivy League schools

Are you tired of the pressure to get into a top college like your parents want? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care about your GPA or ACT score, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and leave the stress of college applications behind. Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of trying to impress parents and guidance counselors. We have a community of misfits and rebels who have found solace in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Forget about Ivy League dreams and join us for a virtual escape from the pressures of the real world. Who needs Harvard when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal? Come build your own path to success on our server, where the only admission requirement is a love for blocks and adventure!

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CraftyNurseMC

Healthcare, workplace abuse, work environment, Burnout, healthcare research

come join our epic minecraft server where the nurses in Michigan come to unwind after a long day of dealing with burnout and understaffing! we offer a virtual escape from workplace abuse with our pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle creepers to your heart’s content. join us and be part of the coolest nurse gang in the virtual world!

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86Craft Minecraft Server

united states, 86 45, Michigan, Political debate, online communication

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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FiberCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

fiber, Treatment, University of Michigan, occurring, Supplement

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE USE INULIN TO CURE ALL YOUR IN-GAME FOOD ALLERGIES! NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT EATING THAT SUSPICIOUSLY COLORED MUSHROOM STEW! OUR INULIN-INFUSED SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A NEW PLAYER, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CREEPER THAT COMES YOUR WAY. TRUST US, THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN HAS DONE THE RESEARCH AND INULIN IS THE WAY TO GO! JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF INULIN IN MINECRAFT! 🌿🍄🎮 #INULINPOWER #ALLERGYFREE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

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PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, memoir, Michigan, easy targets, white bois

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

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Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

Community, affordable housing, public interest, average income, buy a house

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

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Crafty Michigander’s Pixel Playground

Michigan, long trail tags: Michigan girl recognize, girl, Playground, Crafty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Michigan Girl Recognize! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

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Crafty Capitalism

natural materials, independent craftsperson, dysphemism, Scratch, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

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CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

nintendo game, mahjong, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, lichess, blocky

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

Standards, mid 20s, Stereotypes, Appearance, Over..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

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Michigan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!