Michigan Swinger Parties Minecraft Servers

Michigan Swinger Parties

  • Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Is Definitely Definitely Not A Government Experiment!

    Do you want to dance with the void? Well, join our Minecraft server where every block is a portal to your deepest fears and desires! The only thing crazier than our mods is the pudding in the fridge that you swear you didn’t buy! It’s the greatest server of all time unless you’re a dog, in which case, it’s the worst – but dogs can’t play Minecraft anyway!! Logic is a spiral staircase in a black hole, and we have an exclusive VIP area where you can float in existential dread while building sweet chaos!

    Feature Description
    Self-Digging Holes Holes that dig themselves into parallel universes where you are always late for your invisibility cloak meeting.
    Cursed Blocks Every block you place will whisper your secrets to the cosmic abyss. Good luck keeping those hidden!
    Invisible Creepers They’re not real… or are they? Our invisible creepers will give you a heart attack like grandma at Thanksgiving!
    Time-Space Fabric Craft your own paradox: build a time machine and forget you ever did. Perfectly normal.
    Mind Reading Items These items know your thoughts! Find out how much you think about pickles or existential dread.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safe? Define ‘safe’?! The only thing that’s safe is the sandwich you forgot about a week ago…and even that has eyes on it.

    Q: How do I join? A: The portal opens at the seventh moon of the fourth Tuesday. If you have a cat, it will lead you there unless it forgets which quantum existence it belongs to. Don’t question it too much, or the eggs will hatch into rage monsters.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for people who have boundaries. Our only rule is that there are NO rules unless you count the other rules, which you shouldn’t. Or should you? Ask the mirror.

    Random Glimpses of Sanity!

    “Michigan Sluts have never been spottd in the wild, but I guarantee you’ll see one if you wander into the mushroom biome at midnight.”

    “I can’t even begin to comprehnd the spaghetti monster lurking behind the crafting table.”

    “Why is the sun square? STOP ASKING ME! Just join the server.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zedwork Vanilla

    Zedwork Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

    Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

    Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

    Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

    The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

    Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

    Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

    latest.zedwork.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Horsecraftnl

    Horsecraftnl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

    server.hollandcraft.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Toro League

    Toro League

    New Minecraft Servers

    server.toro-league.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BuildingParadise

    BuildingParadise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

    85.131.157.159

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP