Michigan Militia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5445	Mines Excavated:	2258
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HinduCraft: Pay up or Dig out!

bangladesh, Community, Dig, discrimination, engineering student, Extortion, fear, Harassment, HinduCraft, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, intimidation, intolerance, Migration, minority rights, Pay, protection money, religious extremism, religious persecution, Safety, South Asia, Threats, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Bangladesh Hindus getting calls for protection money! we got engineering students plotting world domination and making secret deals with creepers. join us if you wanna be part of the wildest adventure ever, where you gotta build your base faster than those Hindus gotta cough up that cash. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

TechDistractedKidsMC

anxiety, attention span, Behavior, child development, children, digital devices, distraction, findings, hyperactivity, Impact, inattention, mental health, parenting, parents, research, screen time, study, survey, TechDistractedKidsMC, Technology, technology use

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	3184
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where parents are banned from using technology so you can finally build your dream castle without any distractions! no more annoying parents asking you to do chores or homework, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, studies show that playing on our server can actually decrease anxiety and increase focus, so you’ll be a minecraft pro in no time. Come join us and escape the real world for a while, you won’t regret it!

A And Skittles on a Quest for the Ultimate Plugin Soup!

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Empire, Events, Experience, innovation, Items, java, Jobs, Keys, landscapes, Mechanics, Plugin, Properties, Quest, Resources, Rewards, skittles, smp, Soup, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Server Name
Server Type	Java Survival
IP Address	51.81.53.217:25631

Overview:

Key Features:

Survival Gameplay: Experience classic survival Minecraft with a twist.
Crates: Unlock rewards with our custom crate system.
Jobs & Plugins: Choose from a variety of jobs and plugins to enhance gameplay.
Community & Events: Join a vibrant community, participate in events, competitions, and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address (51.81.53.217:25631) into the “Add Server” option in Minecraft and join the server.

Q: Are there any rewards for joining?

A: Yes, there are free rewards for joining the server. Make sure to claim them upon joining.

Q: What activities can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, conquer landscapes, fend off mobs, earn money through jobs, participate in events, and more.

Q: Can I form alliances on the server?

A: Yes, you can make friends, form alliances, and take on epic quests together with other players on the server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

“Ask women at work out for a coffee date”, “Ask women out on dates”, “Ask your friends if they know any single women”, “Dating strategies for men”, “Get a hobby where you can meet new women”, “Getting into a relationship”, “Go to church and meet a religious girl”, “Hang out at the bar and talk to women”, “Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship”, “Meeting women in different places”, “Meeting women through friends”, “Sign up for a dating app”, “Socializing with women”, “Stay single for life”, “Trying to find a girlfriend”, Crafty, dating advice for men, finding a partner, finding love, ladies, Minecraft, relationship tips for men, Server, Single life

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of striking out in the dating game? Are you ready to give up and resign yourself to a life of eternal singledom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or getting rejected again. Instead of asking women out on dates, you can build epic structures and battle mobs together. Forget about signing up for dating apps, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves.

No need to hang out at bars or go to church to meet someone special, because on our server, you’ll meet plenty of like-minded players who share your love for all things blocky. And who needs friends to set you up with dates when you can make friends with fellow players and see where things go from there?

So why waste your time trying to find love in the real world when you can find it in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and say goodbye to your single life forever!

ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2920
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!