Michigan Club Life Minecraft Servers

Michigan Club Life

  • Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Is Definitely Definitely Not A Government Experiment!

    Do you want to dance with the void? Well, join our Minecraft server where every block is a portal to your deepest fears and desires! The only thing crazier than our mods is the pudding in the fridge that you swear you didn’t buy! It’s the greatest server of all time unless you’re a dog, in which case, it’s the worst – but dogs can’t play Minecraft anyway!! Logic is a spiral staircase in a black hole, and we have an exclusive VIP area where you can float in existential dread while building sweet chaos!

    Feature Description
    Self-Digging Holes Holes that dig themselves into parallel universes where you are always late for your invisibility cloak meeting.
    Cursed Blocks Every block you place will whisper your secrets to the cosmic abyss. Good luck keeping those hidden!
    Invisible Creepers They’re not real… or are they? Our invisible creepers will give you a heart attack like grandma at Thanksgiving!
    Time-Space Fabric Craft your own paradox: build a time machine and forget you ever did. Perfectly normal.
    Mind Reading Items These items know your thoughts! Find out how much you think about pickles or existential dread.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safe? Define ‘safe’?! The only thing that’s safe is the sandwich you forgot about a week ago…and even that has eyes on it.

    Q: How do I join? A: The portal opens at the seventh moon of the fourth Tuesday. If you have a cat, it will lead you there unless it forgets which quantum existence it belongs to. Don’t question it too much, or the eggs will hatch into rage monsters.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for people who have boundaries. Our only rule is that there are NO rules unless you count the other rules, which you shouldn’t. Or should you? Ask the mirror.

    Random Glimpses of Sanity!

    “Michigan Sluts have never been spottd in the wild, but I guarantee you’ll see one if you wander into the mushroom biome at midnight.”

    “I can’t even begin to comprehnd the spaghetti monster lurking behind the crafting table.”

    “Why is the sun square? STOP ASKING ME! Just join the server.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cheater Chad’s Minecraft Server

    Cheater Chad’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like your boyfriend Chad cheating on you again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is players trying to steal your diamonds! Build a virtual world where you can escape from real-life heartbreak and create your own happy ending. Plus, we have a strict no Chad policy, so you’ll never have to worry about him breaking your heart in the game. Join now and let’s craft a better future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP

    Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we are all about dem buns! No, not the kind you eat, we’re talking about those adorable bunnies hopping around in the game. We encourage you to post dem buns, draw dem buns, and talk about dem buns all day long. And if you have any bunny dreams, feel free to share them with us too!

    But wait, there’s more! We also welcome all kinds of bunnies, whether they’re cute and fluffy or a little more on the lewd side. We even have a special booru just for bunny pics and a link to some insane bunny games that will blow your mind.

    So why join our server? Well, because where else can you find a community that is so passionate about bunnies in Minecraft? Plus, we have some crazy stories about bunnies that will have you laughing for days. So come on in and let’s hop to it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Forever Friends Minecraft Server

    Forever Friends Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where relationships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have commitment issues and are constantly looking for their next gaming fling.

    Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable alliances, betrayals, and drama that make soap operas look tame. Who needs a long-term Minecraft partner when you can have a new one every week? Plus, with our constantly changing player base, you’ll never run out of options for your next in-game BFF.

    So if you’re tired of settling down on other servers and want to keep things exciting and unpredictable, come join us! Who knows, your next Minecraft soulmate might just be a few blocks away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Friendly Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Friendly Reminder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server runs on DIESEL POWER! That’s right, forget about boring old electricity, we’re keeping it old school with diesel engines powering everything from the farms to the redstone contraptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Better start breeding those Diamond Chickens!

    And let’s not forget about the infamous Creeper King, a player who has tamed an army of creepers and rides into battle on a giant exploding creeper. Think you have what it takes to challenge the Creeper King for dominance?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ancient Rome Minecraft Server

    Ancient Rome Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can discover your ancient Roman roots in Britain!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon an ancient Roman bathhouse! Or maybe you’re exploring the wilderness and come across a legion of Roman soldiers who need your help in a battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events where players can participate in chariot races, gladiator battles, and even reenact famous Roman battles like the Battle of Alesia. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of Roman combat and will protect you at all costs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner gladiator! Who knows, you might even discover that you’re the long-lost descendant of Julius Caesar himself. Veni, vidi, crafti!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vini’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Vini’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Our server is so crazy, even Vini, the football-loving llama, is getting in on the action! He’s tired of all the hate and just wants to kick around a soccer ball in peace. But watch out, because he’s got some serious skills and might just score a goal on you!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MLPGCraft

    MLPGCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is the official MLPGCraft Minecraft server! We are a MLP based server! Join the Discord to view all the information! We have creative plots, survival and an Equestria world!

    mc.mlpg.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Arisia RP

    Arisia RP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arísia RP is a Minecraft server with a special focus on Roleplay. Here players have the opportunity to immerse themselves in a retrofuturistic world with medieval aesthetics, creating unique characters and stories while interacting with other players.

    arisia.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Great Gen Minecraft Server

    The Great Gen Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Trust me, you’ve never seen llamas like these before.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you super speed and the ability to fly. But beware, the chest is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies.

    5. The only way to level up on our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best flossing moves and show off your skills on the virtual dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the greatest gen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP