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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4738 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
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