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BlockyButtCureNoSurg

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7462	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4788
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3322
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6420

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	8656
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	64526
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1827	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7959	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.