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UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	513

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	71	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Animals Bred:	72
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!