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Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

Born, civil rights, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Equally, ethnicity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, immigration, inclusion, intersectionality, Latinos, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Privilege, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, taco, TOWN

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

1. Stock, 10. Luxury budget, 11. NijiEN, 12. Growth, 13. Stock value, 14. Delisting, 15. Bailouts, 16. Investors, 17. Short positions, 18. Bagholders, 19. Long term holders, 2. Nijisanji, 20. Recovery., 3. Revenue, 4. Anycolor, 5. Sell/buyback cycle, 6. Events, 7. Stock price, 8. Treasury, 9. Stock performance bonuses, Chaos, Crafty, Edition, madness, market, Nijisanji, stock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

90s nostalgia, character design, cult classic, earthbound, Earthbound knock offs, Edition, game development, game reviews, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming industry, indie developers, indie game success, indie games, Legacy, legacy games, meets, Minecraft, retro gaming, RPG, unique storytelling, video games, YIIK, YIIKcraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	506
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	3216	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Emeralds Found:	634	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	88
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

Anime, anticipation, artists, collaboration, Comic, coming back, creative duo, Creators, creeper, EXCITEMENT, Fans, he, kishimoto, Manga, meets, NarutoCraft, ninja, Partnership, RETURN, return date, reunion, Sasuke, speculation, team-up, Waiting, Writers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Votes:	5134	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2043	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	835	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!