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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Crops Grown:	2392
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4398	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).